Hey all of you single guys out there. Ya'll better dust off your bottles of breath spray and iron a shirt or two because Jenna and her husband James Gunn have decided to call it quits. The marriage lasted six excruciating(for us) years. They have issued this announcement on their joint Myspace page:
"You might be tempted to make one of us 'feel better' by putting the other one
down in a post. Please don't – we still have the utmost respect for one another,
and we'd have to delete you."
Leave it to Jenna to keep it light even with a painful divorce pending. Such class! I totally had a really funny and scathing Myspace post ready to go though. I guess I'll have to leave my haiku about James "No Fun" Gunn for a later date. Sigh.
Here is a photo of the couple during happier times:
Ok fine. Enough begging. Here is the haiku:
James Gunn is no fun/With his stupid spikey hair/Makes me wanna hurl
Don't delete me Jenna!